"Let me guess, you loaded the toilet paper roll underhand again?! EVERYONE knows overhand is the right way, DUH!!! We've been over this 1000 times!!!"
"Nah man, I'm talking about one of THE most arduous one-day cycling events in the WORLD. You might have heard of it, it's only been taking place in Belgium since 1892, you sexist dimwit!!!"
Introducing Liège of Extraordinary Cyclists!
Wear these, eat a Liège waffle, go for a ride. It's like you were practically there.
